Midnight Moon - The Jokerr

Okay hold up…

(music begins playing)

Two years ago in a Halloween night

Our hero found himself continually fucked, once again

And even though the temporality makes absolutely no sense

Every few hundred years when the full moon is directly overhead as the clock

strikes midnight

Our hero gets one more chance for redemption!

Ah, hell yeah. Let’s have, let’s have a baseline at this bitch alright hold up

Yeah, woo! This shit goes hard as fuck!

Look, ayo

That dumb bitch turned me into a Gargoyle perched on the edge of an old building

I’m a stone villain with no feelings its bone killing

I’m still as a corpse up on the porch looking for watchdogs

Frozen in time like icicles on clock cogs

And I’ve just been waiting for my moment to re-animate

I’ve been stuck here for like years I can’t stand the wait

The circumstances all got to align for my planned escape

The mansion gates

Midnight, it’s

Beam stabbing through the core like a knife

Cracking up the porcelain, I finally start to move and now I’m crawling off the

porch again

I look around I see the vines untangling from the statues in the graveyard that

I’ve been hanging in

With all the tombstones shaking hell hard in the darkness

'Cause all the corpses underneath know the party ain’t started 'til it’s

Midnight

The party ain’t started 'til it’s…

Midnight

We come

Look

Now I’m finally on the ground

First time in a couple hundred years

Stumbling like an idiot my legs are fucking numb it’s weird

Soon as I wash my balls and shave off my grungy beard

My first task will be up in here

I got to start a party, where the fucking banshee’s at?

I’m trying to get some of my wrapped around me like a fanny pack

I think I saw a light from inside of a mausoleum, walked over to it looked in

it and saw figures

«Yo I can see 'em!»

Just then, I heard the bass drop

The ground started rumbling

I knew that shit was pumping but this was on some hotter shit

I opened up the mausoleum doors, stepped in and saw

Hundreds of coffins, it made no dimensional sense at all

Then all the coffins started shaking to the light beams

Out from underneath the lid cracked, that shit was bright green!

Skeleton hands pushed off the lids and started crawling out

was upon us balling out

Midnight

And now it’s

Dead bodies on the left to the right side

Everybody tryna get stepped to the right vibe

Back in the corner there’s a couple of fines I’ve been skorking

arteries from out the hides on the curtains

Down in the front there’s a cypher going on

Fucking mummies break-dancing through the night before it’s gone

Right next to a sexy blonde trying to throw her ass back

But her pelvis fell off and left her broken ass flat

Well it’s back to my mission trying to get a little booty now

I’m on the prowl through the crowd with the spooky scowl

Looked around and spotted a honey with the mask on

Posted in the corner she was too fly to pass on

Ass all phat with the classic wreck Roman vibe

I slithered up on her and I asked if she was as old as I

No surprise, she was like 4th-century BC

Cute as Nefratiti but more centrally freaky

I had to make a move, I was smooth

Like «You tryna leave?»

She nodded yes and led me through the crowd by my sleeve

I can’t believe I’m 'bout to be in these tight thighs

I reached in my pants in my pants and have my dick a little high-five

We stepped out the door and now we’re back out in the graveyard

She asked «Are you ready?»

I said «Of course! I’m a statue bitch, I stay hard! Let me see that pretty face»

I grab her mask to expose her skin

It’s fucking Medusa

She turned me back into stone again

(stoning sounds)

Argh… What the fuck

Now I’m just standing here frozen in the

Midnight