Jesus! - Climate

Jesus has some friends

Their names are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

I met the lot of them on Wednesday night

They talked of blind men’s souls and internal light

Thursday night, the sky was luminous

I saw Him coming through the clouds

He brought a megaphone and things for lunch

We had a party with cake and punch

He told us parables

We had some cake

He threw some sinners in the fiery lake

The sea of Galilee was filled with pleasure boats

Peopl were happy and sacrificed goats

H healed some children so they could walk

He made the tongueless ones so they could talk

Martin is gone for good

He is no more in the neighborhood

He burns in fiery hell

He says it’s fun, but not like heaven

It’s not that fun

He took his bicycle and mobile home

A plastic rake and his cordless phone

I told him glands are made of things

That make you swell

That make you great

Appendices are just for fun

Beware of clowns

Don’t frighten nuns

Hands are made for guns

Don’t ride green bikes

Don’t kiss satan’s mom